Congratulations are in order for my former AOL colleague Young Daniel Bennion, who tapped a few keys and correctly identified the source of the "Hola amigos" quote. It's from Jim Anchower's hysterically funny column "The Cruise" on the satirical webmag The Onion. Jim writes about a succession of dead-end jobs, partying, intoxicating substances, crappy rides, dodging pigs, MGD and REO Speedwagon. Everyone knows a guy just like him from high school. Bless 'em all.
Young Bennion's prize is .... discovery of Jim Anchower's priceless wit and life wisdom. Read on, Young Bennion.